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Hello, lovelies. This is my blog, I hope you have a jammin' time if you happen to visit. Stay rad<3

spermbanker:

u know when u cold n ur nipnops go hard. why my titty betray me

hannahwhoisntabanana:

A conversation with a seven year old.

sassykardashian:

IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES

marcoslefthalf:

you dont have to agree with his policies but you have to admit hes the coolest president weve had ever

theyellowbrickroad:

i want longer eyelashes so when i blink i can knock down cities with them